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Come ride with us on our regular MECGC Social Rides

This Week’s MECGC Weekly Social Rides

Join us on Monday 19th February on our weekly Monday  MECGC Club Ride .  Leaving at 8am from Luv A Coffee at Oxenford.

On Thursday, the 22nd of February is our regular Thursday MECGC Club Ride.  Leaving at 9am from the Clubrooms.  Join us for a chat or coffee from 8:30 on.

Join us on Saturday the 24th of February,
on our regular weekly Saturday  MECGC Club Ride. Leaving at 8am. Clubrooms open from 7:00am, join us for a chat or coffee beforehand -:)

 

 

 

 

 

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FAN ~ Hideaway Cafe, Tallebudgera Fri. 9th March (7 PM – 11 PM )

Our Friday  Action Nights (FAN) kick off again on March.

Barry Schreiner has organised a night ride from the MECGC Clubrooms to the Heritage Hideaway Cafe, 362 Tallebudgera Creek Rd, Tallebudgera Valley. A nice  spot with food and live music.  The ride starts at the MECGC Clubrooms at 7.00 pm. See you there!.

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE

Too Little, Too Late
A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter says to the guy, “I can’t see that you did anything really good in your life, but you never did anything bad either. I tell you what, if you can tell me one really good deed that you did, you’re in.”

So the guy says, “Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and walked straight up to the gang’s leader–a huge ugly guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with hair all over his body, and a chain running from his nose to his ear.

Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to the rest of them, ‘You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You’re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'”

Impressed, St. Peter says, “Really? I can’t seem to find this in your file. When did this happen?”

“Oh, about two minutes ago.”